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Q:* * * * * * Don, Duane, Ian, Neroll, Joseph, and Scarlett? 8)

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FACTS IN ORDER OF REQUEST:

Don’s parents had not actually planned on having a son and, prior to his birth, purchased vast amounts of dresses and dolls for their new daughter. The daughter that they did not have. Don now has a deep seated resentment for frills and the colors pink and purple.
Prior to the events of the main storyline, Duane had a full head of hair, but lost it as a result of losing a bet with Don. Although it was meant to shame him, the new look grew on Duane and he now maintains a sleek style of baldness.
Ian does not actually sleep and has not done so in over a century. He instead at times enters a state of a sort of self-induced coma, which you could call a near death experience, as Death usually appears in such instances. Of course, Ian can’t actually die, so he has a rather strained relationship with Death.
Neroll is a heavyweight champ when it comes to drinking, but becomes uproariously drunk afterward. This is a characteristic that she takes heavily after her father, who was known for his drinking as well as his great skill as a warrior.
It’s more than likely true that Joseph killed his parents, but despite that, he has strong family values and is incredibly doting and protective of his daughters. He also cannot hold his liquor and is an amorous drunk.
Scarlett is fluent in four different languages and seven dialects, and despite her build, is quite skilled in hand-to-hand combat. She has Matt to thank.